The Tuxedo Thief

Easter licked the land with its sweet promise.

Black and white cat Ella slept on six year old Brian’s bed. Slumber soothed his influenza aches and calmed his towering temperature. Ella purred as silent thoughts drifted through her mind. Decision danced in her eyes. She left the house via her catflap.

The shop was silent, early morning errands on a destined delay. A mission beat in Ella’s heart like music. She entered the shop behind a slow customer, the automatic door softly closing behind them. Then she saw a vision of sugar solace … a bottom shelf of Easter eggs. It was so easy to seize one like a mouse, gripping the top of the box in her mouth … It was so simple to turn in to the tuxedo thief supreme.

A small black and white cat with large light green eyes in a brown wicker basket surrounded by colourful easter eggs, daffodils and purple flowers
Image by Beverly Buckley from Pixabay

Brian turned over in bed restlessly. Then as Ella pawed his arm he sat up, a dying dream replaced by cutting clarity. There was an Easter egg on his bed. He smiled, aches and pains running like soldiers to the hills of his disappearing dream. Brian unwrapped the chocolate as his smile shone like an Easter sun.

Ella’s eyes sparkled. The next day, it was back to the shop … and to a stranger’s house, where she knew a little girl cried at night. She left an Easter egg on the doorstep.

Days passed, counting down to Easter Sunday like a chocolate clock on fast forward. More and more Easter eggs mysteriously appeared on doorsteps.

Ella slept and dreamed, Easter eggs in her heart and chocolate power in her soul. The dream travelled far and wide, as other cats awoke with a mission like melted chocolate in their hearts.

For some reason, Ella’s dream only touched black and white cats, tuxedo beauties like herself. And an army of black and white ran forth to steal Easter eggs … The phenomenon reached mainstream news. What was happening to the nation’s black and white cats?

The Tuxedo Thief video footage went viral. A spring story of hope that uplifted the population. And then it was Easter. More eggs than ever appeared on waiting doorsteps, like an offering from a feline Father Easter of the night.

Then Easter was over, and the stolen egg syndrome stopped. The Tuxedo Thieves had retired.

**

It was 2192. Easter eggs shaped as cats in black and white wrapping lined the aisles. No one remembered why tuxedo cats were celebrated at Easter, they just always had been, together with bunnies and the latest Disney characters.

Gareth bought a feline egg with the last of his week’s pocket money. Then a flash of inspiration bit his heart like a jagged edge of Easter egg. He would do his Spring school project on tuxedo cat easter eggs, researching when and why the fashion started …

It was indeed a mystery, with its likely origin an old urban myth about tuxedo cats stealing Easter eggs for sick children. A fairytale turned to legend.

Gareth chuckled. He had the perfect idea. He loved creative writing, and here was a sublime story … So Gareth stayed up late night after night as his manic words turned in to “The Tuxedo Thief,” a children’s novel that would one day be published, in time for Easter and the ideal holiday gift for cat lovers and children everywhere.

Meanwhile Gareth adopted a tuxedo kitten from the local shelter. Tessa became his muse, sleeping at his side as he wrote, feline fairytale after fairytale. And in Tessa’s deep eyes, mystery moved like clouds in the wind. For her story had only just begun …

black and white cat with long white whiskers and light green eyes on top of pink blankets

Stone Circle Prayer

By Rachel H Grant

Sarah’s three cats relaxed by the fire in a way that only cats can, a tapestry of black and white woven together in to a feline spell. Alice, Amy and Arnold brought untold joy; Sarah was so pleased that she had attended the Cats Protection open day the year before, looking for a kitten but taking home three adult siblings instead. A blessing in fur and whiskers; a vision of contentment and catnip fun.

However fun fled that night as Arnold disappeared. He did not come for breakfast the next day; he did not come for his evening meal. Still he did not appear the following day, or the next. Weeks passed, mutating to months, hatching as years. He was gone.

Sarah dreamt of him most nights. He was standing, still and regal, in a stone circle. Then he turned and was gone, merging in to the dreamlike mist all around.

black and white cat with green eyes
Image by Andii Samperio from Pixabay

With quiet desperation she searched online for stone circles in the area. There were three in a ten mile radius. She visited the first two to no avail; however at the third circle she found his red collar. Sarah ran through the surrounding woods, calling his name. But there was no sign of him.

**

Arnold sniffed his way round the stone circle, the air alive with feline wisdom. Shivering in a wind that felt as cold as centuries old snow, he could hear ancestors whisper in his ears. It could have been any day, but it was this one. A day that destiny would devour, like a vulture on its last meal.

stone circle at the foot of a mountain
Image by Paul Edney from Pixabay

The temperature suddenly changed, from cold to warmth in a second. Arnold sniffed the air, surprised. The day felt … different. A black cat approached from the other side of the circle. Its eyes glittered in reflected sunlight, like mirrors to another world.

Cautiously, they sniffed noses. “I am Adele, and I have come to get help from this magic stone circle. A cat who lives on my street told me about it. The circle sends you to another time. Watch, I will leave now and I will disappear, to find a better home.”

Adele walked slowly between two of the stones, and was gone.

Suddenly, Arnold was back at the first stone he had sniffed. Time shifted beneath his feet as the world plunged into darkness, stars above like the light of better futures, beacons of hope for the lost soul.

He began to sniff his way round the circle again. Another cat approached, eyes like full moons in the dim light. “Hello, I am Jasper. I have come to this magic circle to be free.” Jasper then walked out of the stone circle and was gone.

The grass moved beneath his feet, and he was back at the first stone again, the world spinning as grey daylight overtook the night. A light rain fell.

A grey cat who matched the sky above approached slowly. “Hello stone circle cat, I am here to request its magic. A new time and a new owner!”

“What is this magic?” asked Arnold.

“All the local cats know about it, not happy with your current home, you come here. You will find a better one on the other side of the circle.”

“But I am happy in my home,” pondered Arnold. “What will happen to me?”

Arnold skipped round the circle, then returned to the first stone, to begin his exploration anew. He did not know that he was in a time loop, but he sensed that something was not right. It was like he was trapped in the largest cat basket ever, he could see out of the circle but he could not walk free.

**

Sarah stopped her search for Arnold. He was gone. She learned to live without him, but would never forget, another feline footprint in that part of her heart that almost but did not break. How could it break when there were still two beautiful cats to look after?

So Sarah, Alice and Amy continued their lives together, curling up at night to dreams they did not remember, meeting Arnold somewhere cold, a frozen feeling in their hearts that evaporated with the dawn.

Years passed; Sarah’s hair turned grey as the cats’ whiskers grew white and their eyes saw less and less. The arthritic felines still slept each night on Sarah’s bed, the slumber of the old, a sleep from which one day they might not awaken. Then that day came, both cats sleeping their forever, bodies still and cold. Sarah awoke to the pain that all pet owners must one day face. She picked up a stray whisker, as the tears fell.

**

Arnold had been in the stone circle for days now, and finally pangs of hunger broke through the mysterious unease in his heart. He must eat.

A white cat approached him across the circle. “I am your guardian cat angel,” she purred softly. “I have come to send you home. Exit the circle by that stone there, then go home.”

“Home? My own home? Not a new home like all these other cats I have met?”

“Your home,” said the cat with her deep green eyes on his. “Go now.”

Arnold ran and ran. He could not wait to leave the stone circle behind. Then he was there, at his house and sprinting through the cat flap.

**

Sarah sipped her cold tea, then heard the sound of the cat flap. She froze. It was a week now since Alice and Amy had slipped away. Who then was coming through the cat flap?

Slowly she walked to the kitchen, then stopped in disbelief, turning to dizzy delight. It was Arnold! Looking not a day older.

Sarah hugged her cat as though she had not seen him for years, as indeed she had not. “Arnold, my Arnold.” Grief melted as happiness hugged her heart.

Tears streamed down Sarah’s face, joy and grief intertwined like the ribbon of life. Arnold sniffed her hair, his knowing eyes sparkling. Magic misted the air around them, as miracles unwound in their hearts. It was a day of destiny; it was another chance at love; it was a cat spell in freefall.

A few miles away, a stone circle sparkled under the sun, secrets hidden deep in its stone, mysteries silent as the sky above. Slowly, a stray cat entered the circle, hope in his heart. A better destiny would dawn.